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[dilettante]

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random tfln prompts

[dilettante]

1 ― My life is far too together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
2 ― I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts?
3 ― Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
4 ― Are you coming over with scrambled eggs and for hand jobs?
5 ― would you still love me if I was a worm? what if I was one of those hammerhead worms that got cut up and multiplied? would you still love me then?
6 ― We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
7 ― please don't ironically join a cult
8 ― Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me...on you though?
9 ― i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
10 ― This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
11 ― I'm feeling glum, I demand cupcakes and crepes to my bed now
12 ― There's even glitter on my dildo...
13 ― Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy!
14 ― I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
15 ― Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire

5 to start.

[mouton]

i would love you in all your forms. i would even love you if you were 20 or 50 multiplied worms. i'd serve you tiny little dishes and keep you fed and taken of. my little worm darlings.

[dilettante]

but that would be so much work! think of all the dishes you’d have to clean!! you’d have to give attention to 20 or 50 little worm versions of me!!

[mouton]

and i'd give every single one of you equal attention. washing dishes is worth getting to take care of my sweet worm girlfriend(s).

[dilettante]

oh sanji, you’re so sweet!

but what about the other logistics. wouldn’t it be weird cuddling in bed with worms?